“I am here because I killed a body of Water. Wasted It, against the very wishes of Its Will, divine It be . I have committed treason, against the peace of the nations, against the stewards whose only wish is to protect and bless us. And so, now I am drying out, eking out life-blood for my sins. Look at me. My skin flaking, shrivelling. My inner Waters running dry. Look! My leakage corrupts and yellows further with each cycle of the Fire. Yes. I solemnly declare that I deserve all this, as it is just. It is Divine retribution. Soothing is the name of God. Listen to me, young ones. Keep your Waters pure, listen to the Wills of Water, and give thanks for Its nourishment. The bodies of Water are sacred, so love and conserve them. A crime against Water is a crime against your God. Righteous is the name of God . Respect It, and you will be accepted in the Tranquil Aqualine Halls. Blessed is the name of God . Take It for granted, and in the best-case scenario, you will end up here, you w...